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T-Shirt — 'Crabby Bastard' Funny Crab Graphic Tee, Coastal Beachwear Gift
Royal / S
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
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This lightweight cotton tee wears like a comfortable shrug of seaside attitude — soft, breathable, and stubbornly cheeky. A bold, hand-illustrated crab stance stares up from the chest beneath the tongue-in-cheek headline, ready to announce your salty sense of humor. It layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own for relaxed days by the water, quick coffees, or lazy weekends at home when you want to say a little without saying much.
The shirt’s feel is smooth and broken-in from the first wear. The crew neck and classic cut keep the silhouette clean so the snarling crab artwork stays front and center. Subtle natural flecks show in the undyed option for a lived-in, nautical vibe. This shirt is for people who love ocean life, snarky slogans, and clothing that feels like it was already theirs.
Put it on, stroll down the pier, or wear it while you’re cooking up seafood and trading stories. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a grin — from friends who get the joke and from strangers who wish they had the nerve to wear it too.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body; DTF used for sleeve prints and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® certified and complies with EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T-Shirt — 'Crabby Bastard' Funny Crab Graphic Tee, Coastal Beachwear Gift
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.
The shirt’s feel is smooth and broken-in from the first wear. The crew neck and classic cut keep the silhouette clean so the snarling crab artwork stays front and center. Subtle natural flecks show in the undyed option for a lived-in, nautical vibe. This shirt is for people who love ocean life, snarky slogans, and clothing that feels like it was already theirs.
Put it on, stroll down the pier, or wear it while you’re cooking up seafood and trading stories. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a grin — from friends who get the joke and from strangers who wish they had the nerve to wear it too.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body; DTF used for sleeve prints and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® certified and complies with EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean