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Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts designed in Kenai, Alaska. A mix of wild, funny, and everyday designs from the Last Frontier.
Hoodie — "Warning: May Suddenly Stop For Rocks" Outdoor Hiking Humor Sweatshirt
S / Dark Heather
$39.95
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$39.95
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Hoodie — "Warning: May Suddenly Stop For Rocks" Outdoor Hiking Humor Sweatshirt
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.
This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a quiet, clever sense of humor for people who live for trail time and slow, thoughtful hikes. Soft, midweight fleece wraps you in warmth while a simple line-art scene and the understated warning text sit on the back like a knowing nod from a fellow walker. Wear it on chill mornings before the path warms up, at the trailhead while lacing boots, or around town when you want to signal that your heart belongs to rocks, ridgelines, and slow steps. The roomy pouch pocket and drawstring hood make it practical for layering; the clean, minimalist design keeps the focus on the small joke that fellow outdoor lovers will immediately recognize.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — soft, warm, and durable
- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean fit
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF & DTG printing available; optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean