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Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts designed in Kenai, Alaska. A mix of wild, funny, and everyday designs from the Last Frontier.
Graphic Tee - "Never Fake An Orgasm, Let Them Know They Failed" Floral Statement Shirt
Charcoal / S
$29.95
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$29.95
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This soft cotton tee carries a small, cheeky declaration framed by warm, hand-drawn florals — a little rebellious, quietly confident, and playful. The message sits centered on the chest in a straightforward, slightly whimsical type, while simple orange-yellow blooms and a single red flower add a vintage, cottagecore touch. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at backyard gatherings with friends, or layered under a jacket for a low-key night out. The tone is bold without shouting, a wink for people who value honest humor and cozy, familiar style.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp chest, sleeve, and inner neck details; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically-sourced US cotton; complies with safety standards and includes 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Graphic Tee - "Never Fake An Orgasm, Let Them Know They Failed" Floral Statement Shirt
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp chest, sleeve, and inner neck details; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically-sourced US cotton; complies with safety standards and includes 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean