Tundra River Boutique creates Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts — each design reflects the wild beauty of the north.
Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts designed in Kenai, Alaska. A mix of wild, funny, and everyday designs from the Last Frontier.
Distressed Cap — "Don't Scare Me, I Fart Easily" Vintage Witch Design
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$29.95
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This lived-in distressed cap wears its personality proudly. Washed cotton twill and faded edges give it a soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. The front features a playful, vintage-style patch that reads “Don’t scare me — I fart easily,” framed by ornate artwork for a tongue-in-cheek, old-world vibe. The low-profile, unstructured crown sits close to the head for relaxed all-day wear, while the curved visor and distressed brim add character. An adjustable self-fabric strap with a metal D-ring lets you dial in the fit, and the DTF-printed design stays vivid against the muted, worn finish. Small variations in distressing and color make each hat feel personal—like a favorite you’ve owned for years.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill with a vintage, washed-in look
- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel design for a relaxed fit
- Distressed brim and panels with unique variations in wear
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring
- Durable DTF-printed graphic; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Distressed Cap — "Don't Scare Me, I Fart Easily" Vintage Witch Design
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill with a vintage, washed-in look
- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel design for a relaxed fit
- Distressed brim and panels with unique variations in wear
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring
- Durable DTF-printed graphic; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.