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Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I can’t go, I already took my bra off” Silhouette Graphic

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I can’t go, I already took my bra off” Silhouette Graphic

Dark Heather / S
$32.95
Sale price  $32.95 Regular price 
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I can’t go, I already took my bra off” Silhouette Graphic

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I can’t go, I already took my bra off” Silhouette Graphic

$32.95
Sale price  $32.95 Regular price 
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Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.

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A soft, cozy crewneck that reads like a wink and a sigh. The relaxed classic fit and medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric drape easily over evenings on the couch, brunch with close friends, or low-key nights that start out casual and stay that way. A playful silhouette graphic with a pink bra and the line “I can’t go, I already took my bra off” makes this sweatshirt feel conversational — like the friend who texts you to say they’re staying in and mean it. Built to hold shape through repeated wear, the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching add structure while the tubular knit keeps seams smooth and clean. Subtle, durable details (tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and ethically grown cotton) make it comfortable against the skin and easy to reach for when you want to relax and be honest about your evening plans.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left/chest/large center + wrist options
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and drape
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth fit
- OEKO-TEX dyes, tear-away label, and ethically grown cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Image by [BNP Design Studio / Shutterstock]



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

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