Tundra River Boutique creates Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts — each design reflects the wild beauty of the north.
Alaska-inspired apparel and gifts designed in Kenai, Alaska. A mix of wild, funny, and everyday designs from the Last Frontier.
Crabby Bastard Crab Hoodie – Funny Coastal Beach Pullover
S / Dark Heather
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
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This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a salty sense of humor and seaside attitude. Midweight fleece hugs you through chilly mornings while an illustrated crab and cheeky headline sit centered on the chest — a wink to anyone who loves ocean life and blunt, funny apparel. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable double-lined hood make it easy to slip into relaxed weekends, dawn beach walks, or late-night bonfires. It’s built to last: a smooth cotton/poly blend that resists stretching and shrinking, with clean finishes and optional sleeve or chest embroidery if you want to personalize the look.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) — warm, durable, soft
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood with color-matched cord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG print methods for vibrant chest and sleeve graphics; embroidery options available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Crabby Bastard Crab Hoodie – Funny Coastal Beach Pullover
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
Made to order using high-quality print-on-demand production. Ships within 3–5 business days. Free returns within 30 days.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) — warm, durable, soft
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood with color-matched cord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG print methods for vibrant chest and sleeve graphics; embroidery options available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean