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It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a grin — from friends who get the joke and from strangers who wish they had the nerve to wear it too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g\/m²) feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on body; DTF used for sleeve prints and inner neck labels\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and complies with EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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