{"product_id":"distressed-cap-dont-scare-me-i-fart-easily-vintage-witch-design","title":"Distressed Cap — \"Don't Scare Me, I Fart Easily\" Vintage Witch Design","description":"This lived-in distressed cap wears its personality proudly. Washed cotton twill and faded edges give it a soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. The front features a playful, vintage-style patch that reads “Don’t scare me — I fart easily,” framed by ornate artwork for a tongue-in-cheek, old-world vibe. The low-profile, unstructured crown sits close to the head for relaxed all-day wear, while the curved visor and distressed brim add character. An adjustable self-fabric strap with a metal D-ring lets you dial in the fit, and the DTF-printed design stays vivid against the muted, worn finish. Small variations in distressing and color make each hat feel personal—like a favorite you’ve owned for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill with a vintage, washed-in look\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel design for a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Distressed brim and panels with unique variations in wear\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTF-printed graphic; sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":47788221333716,"sku":"12135298746699315573","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/3813\/6788\/files\/8170163621671732178_2048.jpg?v=1777586708","url":"https:\/\/tundrariverboutique.com\/products\/distressed-cap-dont-scare-me-i-fart-easily-vintage-witch-design","provider":"Tundra River Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}